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Onto a SIMP who did it fo da communiteh!!!!!!!!!!!
5) SIMPing ain’t easy: Yet ANOTHER Weave Store Beatdown
Seems the lessons of the seminal Jun Beauty supply store beatdown of 2018 (Slaying Evil Top 10 number one) still hasn’t quite filtered down to “da communiteh” just yet. Picture the scene: a thieving black harridan tried to obtain weave, she gets caught by the Korean store owners, Koreans unleash a beatdown.
Basically a repeat act of last year’s Jun Beauty Supply store smackdown. Word eventually got round that a quean was beaten up, yet rather than confront Lee in his act of treachery to the communiteh, a freshly starched SIMP dons his cape and decides to exact his revenge by throwing a brick into the window of the weave store.
This emotion-filled act of violence backfired on his Simp ass because he earned himself a criminal record. The cherry on the cake? He was arrested at the scene by guess who? Yep, the black witch he was “defending”. SIMPing truly isn’t easy.
4) Another YouTuber Sells Out: Reverend 2-Piece Turns Simp
Shawn James, the man who, for at least 10 years has been putting out classic YouTube video commentary to warn thinking brothers about the perils of dealing with the modern day black woman – became a 180º turncoat by attacking his audience. James released a video accusing travelling black men with passports of being against the will of God and being child abusers.
His opinion is greatly undermined by James’ own position in life – a middle aged virgin who lives with his mother, is unemployed and has never travelled outside the United States. Men put their support on the line to support James’ own business. James’ doubling down on his about-face turn further insulted his donation base.
That rubs people up the wrong way. Unsurprisingly his income and subscription numbers have taken a severe hit. Theories as to Shawn James’ Quisling-like volte face range from witchcraft to chasing the black female dollar. One thing is for sure, the money from thinking brothers has dried up.
To think Obsidian wanted to help promote James with his line of “featurist” and “colorist” comic books that feature NO dark skinned women? Yet Reverend Dr James wants thinking brothers to abandon the passport movement and marry cruise ship liners and oil tankers? The levels of intense criticism received has forced James onto alternative platforms like Black Avenger (now entitled Free Speech Avenger), whilst tripling down on his position, accusing brothers of being “evil” for wanting non black women. Bruh, are you serious?
By the way, it was revealed that Shawn James hasn’t dated since 1993 – in elementary school. James also hasn’t secured a full-time job position EVER. James’ is so hard up, he has resorted to crowdfunding to help pay for toiletries and KFC bucket meals. Is this hypocrite the right person to be giving dating and life advice?
3) Cash Me Outside, Bitches: Bhad Barbie cancels Black weaveheads
It had to happen sooner or later…A very late entry to the Slaying Evil Top 10, frankly it’s a goodie. Yet another accusation of “cultural appropriation” from the usual suspects of black women, this time towards the former Danielle Bregoli. If you don’t know who Danielle Bregoli is, she was the 15 year old problem child featured on several episodes of Dr Phil who uttered the threat of violence catchphrase “cash [catch] me outside, how about that?”.
Since Dr Phil, Bregoli morphed into her musical alter ego Bhad Bhabie and started to cash in on her notoriety, taking a penchant for hip hop. A female white rapper with straight European hair may have worked for Iggy Azalea but to give her skills a little bit of credence, Bhad Bhabie decided to braid her hair. Cue the howls of “cultural misappropriation” from black women online. Cue her response: she don’t give a flying toss.
This may well be the first public instance of a white female celebrity accused of “cultural misappropriation” clapping back. Bhad Barbie went in hard by mentioning the little know cultural misappropriation tendencies of black women to wear European and Asian hair glued to their heads. She actually went there.
Don’t get us wrong – Danielle Bregoli is a perfect example of the type of woman thinking Black men should avoid for obvious reasons. However if you’re going to deliver a devastating message that will land hard on the chests of the biggest hypocrites in the world, let it be one of their own. Bregoli is now facing cancel culture trolls over her message, however there’s one lesson you need to take away from trying to “cancel” a grimy thug rapper like Bhad Barbie: never mess with Italian-Americans. They invented Cosa Nostra, after all…
2) Equal Rights – Equal Lefts: The Punch Heard Around The Block.
Imagine the scene- a violent, young black girl is engaging a white man with sustained verbal assaults. How does this white man respond? With kindness? Turning the other cheek? Or maybe, punching the girl’s lights out?
The man, since dubbed “Left Hook Harry” delivered a judgment sent from The Most High by landing a jaw breaker that Anthony Joshua would have been proud of. This disrespectful, violent 12 year old built linebacker unwisely decided to challenge her White Lord in a parking lot with verbal and physical abuse and gets an immediate physical response, to which her young crew of miscreants immediately scatter away like rats with a teleported cat.
To quote Verbs’: “this young slacker got sent to bed without her milk and cookies”. Left Hook Harry delivered a late Christmas present across her face with a crunching left hook pounder sent from the heavens above. Unfortunately the man in question was arrested and charged for assault, which is a shame as Slaying Evil would like to award him with our Retribution of the Year award 2019.
Laughter from the thinking brothers ensued for by the witches favourite shaming tactic: what if that was your kid? To which the correct answer is: my kid isn’t out at night. Left Hook Harry would have been Slaying Evil Top Ten number one if it wasn’t for…
1) Lice Lice Baby: Bottom Shelf Brad spreads the love across South Carolina
The motherload of epic proportions.
The nuclear bomb dropped on Nagasaki.
The biggest L of the decade.
A little-known story was released in the fall that had very serious implications for the black community, the state and potentially reaching all the way to the office of the President of the United States. Jason Pope, a semi-famous local DJ, was revealed to have had sexual relations with at least 200 black women in Florence, South Carolina.
The knockout revelation was that Pope, currently incarcerated for underage sex had HIV. The number of infected black women with the AIDS virus could even reach 600. The suspected aim of DJ Kidd to deliberately sex such a large number of black women was to import the virus to the black communities of South Carolina as a biological weapon.
The kicker was that “Bottom Shelf Brad” was running through clearly unattractive and loose black women, spreading HIV and causing untold damage to their health, highlighting these women’s disregard for their own welfare in favour of sitting on their lord and savior Mr Euro’s festering penis. The fallout from this story was immense.
Jason Pope was even revealed to have links with the Clinton family, so this story is big, no doubt about it. In the face of overwhelming evidence, not one hotep, pro-wack Black power YouTube channel dared to comment on this disaster of epic proportions. Even Christelyn Karazin, who promotes positive interracial relationships with white men (even though her own marriage is failing), and her Pink Pill online courses for black women to attract white men have stayed eerily quiet on this matter, I wonder why?
Afrofuturism summed it up best- in the style of Oprah: you get HIV, you get HIV, and you get HIV!
Make no mistake, a lot of black men who were holding out for a “sista”, upon seeing ol’ White boy getting heavy play saw this story, threw in the towel and quietly left the building.
In tribute: An Extra L selection for dat ass:
That is it for 2019, we said the Ls would come in thick and heavy, with Jason Pope we were not disappointed. 2020 will be the year that the American SNAP program will be severely curtailed for 700,000 recipients, putting them in crisis mode. How will the welfare queans respond? By bucking up their ideas and getting to work? Highly doubt it.
Expect an avalanche of “Dear Black Men” rescue videos, black women turning to tricking for dollars and an increase in stealing, child murders and assaulting you with your White woman in tow. Also, expect more white men to invade this blog and try to recruit us to save them from their impending demise.
Keep The Wall Up for both groups, they are bleeding, wounded animals and will violently lash out as their fading power sets on the horizon. Bring on 2020, bring on four more years of President Trump, and lastly bring on the CUUUUUTS! Keep that wall high and your middle finger even higher. F*** da communiteh.
P.S, as an end of year exception feels free to post any and all links in the comments using this article as the last Open Mic session of 2019.
The Deprogramming And Decontamination Process Continues
Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year From Verbs At Slaying Evil
Most High Bless