We continue on with part 2 of Michel’s colossal masterpiece calling out the Slaying Evil highlights of 2018, enjoy:
#5 When Baptism Goes Wrong
Shakayla Monae Denson decided she would play peek a boo with her five-year old daughter, not in the local park, but in the nearby river. She wouldn’t see her again for a minute, when the child could no longer participate in the game, as she was dead. Je’Hyrah Denson was forcibly drowned by her own mother in broad daylight. Shakayla was charged with her murder, most likely because they couldn’t find the father to charge him instead. Why did she just kill an innocent child like that? Because she’s a black woman, with no respect for life, let alone others. Rot in hell, child killer.
#4 – Swirling Lament – UK Edition
“This episode was honestly so hard to watch. Samira finally had her breakdown and the sad thing is, she can’t start shouting racism cus it’ll get cut. Being a black female trying to date in a predominantly white circle really puts you through the emotions”
Oh, Samira… White boys don’t like you like that, gurrrrl! If only she hadn’t bought and listened to Christelyn Karazin’s new Pink Pill course… Samira, a contestant on the British reality shit show Love Island got kicked to the kerb by ALL the available and ready White men, resulting in her breaking down in tears as her attempt to climb Mount Swirlympus was cancelled at first base.
Samira (a Black girl with a Desi name, explain that one…) is admittedly attractive at first glance, but as Verbs described her at the time: – “her body has no curvature or shape to it, it’s built just like your average brick used for housing, straight up and down”. Looks like the dudes agreed. No race play here this time round…
Amazon, stop with the L’s, damn…
#3 – Ms Overbite’s Dating Faux Pas
For some reason, author Issa Rae wants black women to hook up with Asian men… except she wasn’t very flattering to either. Rae’s book The Misadventures of an Awkward Black Girl gave the following piece of advice to “sistas” looking to get their swirl on :
“…This is why I propose that black women and Asian men join together in love, marriage and procreation. Educated black women, what better intellectual match for you than Asian men?… ”
In other words, she admits that black women are at the bottom of the dating pyramid, apparently so are Asian men. Hey, why not discover each other in rejection and shame? I’ll tell you why : Asian men prefer Asian women. Period.
She wasn’t quite finished though: “… and I’m not talking about Filipinos, they’re like the Blacks of Asians”. A statement so stupid even New York radio host Charlemagne had to do a double take..
Here’s the kicker though: Issa Rae is a lesbian. So why is a woman who is only interested in eating snatch pimping her fellow sisters out in this manner? Answers on a postcard, please…
#2 – Blac Chyna’s Mom Hits The Great Wall
At number 2, Tokyo Toni declares the unthinkable: Black Girls Suck. In a classic case of the snake eating the tail, Blac Chyna’s hideous mother, completely lacking in self-awareness, attempted to climb the Wall of Silence, in a video uploaded to her YouTube account, by laying out the current breed of ratchet Black girls with the uppercut of truth. She also did something considered treasonous to the sisterhood – calling out the new breed of “woke” hotep melanin chicks as disingenuous. Quote of the video: “Oh that empowerment shit. Bitch please, you’ll fuck that bitch man right after the meeting”. Ouch, that one two punch…
#1 – The Day The Hotep Hope Died
And at number one, the event considered the ghetto Chernobyl. You’ve guessed it, it’s the Jun’s Beauty supply store incident.
Black woman gets aggy with an Asian shop owner and gets a punch in the mouth as a tasty reward. Outrage, anger and protests ensue. Owner of said shop offers 50% discount of all weaves. Protest dutifully abandoned. Queues abound. Unbeweavable!!! This was the Big One. A red black and green negrocalypse, leaving a bruise to the hotep ego the size of Ontario. Particularly galling was the one black woman in the queue berating the three black male protestors for having their back. Cynthia G, as usual, blamed black men… of course she did, I mean, she could have done with that 50% discount for some new horse yaki on her head…
That’s it for 2018. A special congratulations to Verbs for his appearance on the Obsidian radio show, and for his absolute pearler of a joke comparing black women’s receding hairlines with delayed album releases. A dishonourable mention however, for the uncountable number of Black women fighting in the streets and malls, black women murdering their kids with baseball bats, black women sexually assaulting their 6 month old sons on Periscope, black women feeding their children dog faeces and burying them in the back garden.
All in 2018. What to expect for the New Year? The same shit, unfortunately. But we are looking forward to more “Dear Black Men” videos, more chameleons trying to con brothers and the Negrocalypse from the impending Section 8 CUTS!!!!!!! All the while, brothers saving themselves with white, Asian and Latina women. Sit back and enjoy, brothers. Until 2019, Save Yourselves Black Men, fuck the communiteh and God bless The Wall.
Amen to all of that and more, I would like to take the time out to thank Slaying Evil contributor Michel for putting together this beast of a compilation masterpiece, I knew that you had a hidden talent for writing from the skilful way you were and still do go in on our number 1 resident red, black and green pro black simp D32018. Keep that talent going brother.
I would also like to thank each and every one of the contributors here(old school regulars and new comers) for the support that you’ve given me as well as the additional information that you have brought to this website, big up yourselves:
Paags Love Me
Black British Guy
3rd Leg(wherever you are)
The Beat Man
If I’ve missed anybody out then please shout yourself out in the comment section, I went back 60 pages of comments and every time I thought I’d mentioned everyone, a new name or a name I’d forgotten would pop up, lol. Just look at that list, as I was typing out the names I thought to myself “damn, I’ve only been blogging regularly since August 2016 and look at how many people now frequent the site”.
SlayingEvil.com has truly grown in leaps and bounds and may it continue to do so with all of your help and support. As per usual rolling into 2019 and beyond I will continue to light black women up as well as highlight black female skullduggery as long as there is breath left in me.
Verbs 2015 would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas/Happy Holiday/Seasons Greetings and all that and a prosperous New Year. Let’s make 2019 better for all of us and as per usual we already know next year the angry and bitter black sisterhood will no doubt make even more of a straight up mockery and fool of themselves as they’ve done in the previous ones and I will be there to document it, lol. See you guys on the 9th January 2019 for Open Mic Wednesday. #PEACE #SYSBMFORLIFE #MERRYCHRISTMAS #HAPPYNEWYEAR
P.S As per usual I’ll still be interactive with regards to the comment section during the next 2-3 weeks.
The Deprogramming And Decontamination Process Continues
Until Next Year, Stay Safe And Enjoy The Holidays
Most High Bless