1. There once was a man from the land of Prosper whose name was Hakiah, and he had two sons, the name of the first was Jedi and the name of the second was Kebiah.
2. And Hakiah loved his sons with all his heart and they him in like manner.
3. And over time his sons grew greatly increasing in stature. They also increased in knowledge and understanding for their father had passed down to them the wise teachings of his fathers.
4. Thus they walked uprightly in the sight of Hakiah and he was very pleased with them.
5. Now the land of Prosper was towards the north of that Mount named Liberty and Hakiah on occasions would venture up the mount to meditate and reflect upon his life.
6. But to the south of the mount lay another land by the name of Destructo. Within that land was a city by the name of Cuckville that was also called Simp and Bootlick.
7. Now Cuckville was a city of much decadence and reprobation and ofttimes Hakiah would view the city and the people therein from the top of the mount.
8. And one day whilst upon the mount observing the inhabitants of Simp City Hakiah said to himself, the time has come for me to warn my two sons concerning that city and the people thereof, for they transgress much and their ways are not upright.
9. And it came to pass in the process of time that on a particular day Hakiah took his two sons to Mount Liberty and they sat at the top of the mount and looked down upon the land of Prosper and it’s greatness. And Hakiah said unto his sons, behold the greatness of our land and look upon the good fruits of our city.
10. And his son Jedi turned unto him and said, yes father, we have been raised in a good land and you have taught us all things righteous. We thank thee for the knowledge and wisdom that thou hast bestowed upon us because we know that thou art a good man who walks with an upright heart after the ways of his fathers and thou has loathed and hated evil and the ways of the wicked.
11. And Hakiah upon hearing these words was very pleased with his sons, albeit his countenance soon changed and he said unto them, gather yourself together and follow me. And Hakiah took his two sons to the side of the mountain which faceth towards the south and showed them the land of Destructo and Simp City that is also Cuckville.
12. And when his sons looked upon the city and observed how the people walked in iniquity and unrighteousness and how the city lay in a ruinous heap, they said unto their father, what manner of city is this and why doth the people walk in the ways of evil and destruction? And Hakiah said unto them, I once upon a time resided in that decadent city called Cuckville, however recognising the unlimited evil and the backward traditions of the people I exited that place never to return.
13. Moreover Hakiah said, the women rule the city and ensnare the men, the men are afraid to stand for what is right, yea, the men defend those women that are wicked and care for children that aren’t of their own blood. They worship the private members of the women and speaketh lies to the people in the hopes of laying with the women of the land.
14. And as Hakiah continued to speak on Simp City and its people, his son Kebiah observed an iron gate at the east side of the city and three men who stood by the gate. Moreover Kebiah also observed these men and saw how they sought to hold the people within captive. And Kebiah said unto his father, who are those two men who stand by the gate and what doest they towards the people?
15. And Hakiah answered and said, these are the three grand wizards of Bootlick who seek to keep the city in ruins, the name of the one is Black Gnostic Speaks, the name of the other is Angryman(he is short in stature) and the name of the third is Cerulean the Grey, for it is only in that state that the women can continue to rule and lord over the people. These 3 wizards prophesy lies and deceive, they speak many words and do not, many times have they promised the people of Destructo to rebuild the city and the wall round about, yet behold how the land lies in a pile of ashes and is desolate unto this day.
16. Hakiah continued and said, moreover these men seek war against those who have escaped and who live without the borders of Cuckville for they know that it is only those fellows who reside in our land that can successfully rebuild their city, for without us they can do nothing for themselves. Besides, nothing can be built there anew as long as the women remain in charge.
17. My sons, hearken unto me, enter ye not into Bootlick, hearken not unto those wizardly cucks and seek not a wife from the women of that land for they will surely ensnare thee to the point of death. Are not those men encompassed round about by Rome because of those women, are not these men ensnared and do they not pay tribute towards their children by force?
18. And his sons responded and said, behold father, all these things that thou sayest are true, behold the women of Bootlick practice witchcraft, they entrap their own men and we have seen this with our own eyes, the men thereof lack the fortitude to chastise their women, for they themselves are bewitched and under spells which those three wizards at the gate continue to help prosper.
19. Moreover they said, behold we swear unto thee this day o father that we will not seek wives out of the women of Bootlick and that we will instead look towards the other nations for women to marry, for the women of Cuckville are corrupt beyond measure and they would surely turn us away from righteousness, are not these and many other things written thereof in The Gospel Of Tyrone? Are not those fellows of Simp City who guard the iron gate called Muddy Bootlickers unto this day for good cause? Is not Bootlick mountain towards the west of their land?
20. And it came to pass when they had made an end of speaking that Hakiah and his sons descended from Mount Liberty and went unto their house. And while their father slept, Jedi And Kebiah read the Gospel Of Tyrone as in times past and held the words contained therein close to their hearts.
The Deprogramming And Decontamination Process Continues
Stay Away From Cuckville And The Inhabitants Thereof
Most High Bless